The Japanese have all the fun.
They get their cokes from vending robots!
All we get is that cheap crap from the grocery store.
The owner of the grocery store near my house is Chinese, but that's hardly a relief.
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Please, do not feed the mexican.
I am a cybernetics engineer, the geek type. I work in Montreal as a project manager for a big ass computer company and I run a web+design studio with some of my best friends.
Many people think that we engineers:
1. Drink too much (and we do).
2. Are ugly (and I am).
3. Don't have sex (5 minutes a month must count for something, no?).
4. Win loads of money ( Yep, and pay loads of taxes too :( ).
and 5: Our job is always computers. This is not entirely true; my job, as many others is based in communication. So, trying to make my nights (without sex) go faster, I'm writing a blog, in an effort to expose my points of view about the world we live in, a way of expressing myself and hopefully, make you smile.
So, if you have read this far, then you have absolutely nothing to do. So, there's nothing much to lose, right?
Many people think that we engineers:
1. Drink too much (and we do).
2. Are ugly (and I am).
3. Don't have sex (5 minutes a month must count for something, no?).
4. Win loads of money ( Yep, and pay loads of taxes too :( ).
and 5: Our job is always computers. This is not entirely true; my job, as many others is based in communication. So, trying to make my nights (without sex) go faster, I'm writing a blog, in an effort to expose my points of view about the world we live in, a way of expressing myself and hopefully, make you smile.
So, if you have read this far, then you have absolutely nothing to do. So, there's nothing much to lose, right?
Enjoy!
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